PRE-CHALLENGE RALLY CALL!!!!! (FUCK THE TAINTS)
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:32:37 pm
Let’s face the facts, we have fucking sucked in these challenges. I don’t know if it’s because this tribe is cursed, or if we just got no skills. But I’m saying now that ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Everytime we step into that Arena, and we go play these challenges, we end up looking soft as shit BITCH. And it makes no fucking sense to me, because this tribe we’re going up against is WACK. Their hair? WACK. Their gear? WACK. Their smugness? WACK. Their sex life? WACK. The way that they talk? WACK. The way that they refuse to have any fun? WACK.
I mean look at them for fucks sake, look at their ugly little taint faces. One of them looks like an actual fucking ferret. 2 of them are literal senior citizens. Another one looks like one of Willy Wonka’s Oompa Loompas that escaped from the chocolate factory. And don’t even get me fucking started on the transgender version of Ned Flanders. AND THEY ALSO HAVE A FUCKING JEW. It’s already bad enough that the Jewish are taking our money and property ownership from us, and now we got one of them stealing challenge wins from us as well. It’s absolutely ridiculous that we’re getting beat by this pathetic excuse of a tribe.
We need to stop playing nice with these people, and we need to be fucking motivated. We need to be fired up, and that’s what I’m here to do. The time for tea parties & picnics is over, we’re going to war with these motherfuckers tonight. We are going to bring the VIOLENCE to them. We are going to cut off their heads, tear out their spines, rip apart their flesh and fucking EAT IT.
For too long these fucking taints have been undeservedly beating us. We are better than them, we have always been better than them. And tonight is the night that we finally the show them the real Lucayan tribe. And that is a tribe who shows no mercy, and takes no prisoners. We are going to kill them all off. Tonight is the night that we get our VENGEANCE.
Lucayan tribe......... WE RIDE!!!!!
Everytime we step into that Arena, and we go play these challenges, we end up looking soft as shit BITCH. And it makes no fucking sense to me, because this tribe we’re going up against is WACK. Their hair? WACK. Their gear? WACK. Their smugness? WACK. Their sex life? WACK. The way that they talk? WACK. The way that they refuse to have any fun? WACK.
I mean look at them for fucks sake, look at their ugly little taint faces. One of them looks like an actual fucking ferret. 2 of them are literal senior citizens. Another one looks like one of Willy Wonka’s Oompa Loompas that escaped from the chocolate factory. And don’t even get me fucking started on the transgender version of Ned Flanders. AND THEY ALSO HAVE A FUCKING JEW. It’s already bad enough that the Jewish are taking our money and property ownership from us, and now we got one of them stealing challenge wins from us as well. It’s absolutely ridiculous that we’re getting beat by this pathetic excuse of a tribe.
We need to stop playing nice with these people, and we need to be fucking motivated. We need to be fired up, and that’s what I’m here to do. The time for tea parties & picnics is over, we’re going to war with these motherfuckers tonight. We are going to bring the VIOLENCE to them. We are going to cut off their heads, tear out their spines, rip apart their flesh and fucking EAT IT.
For too long these fucking taints have been undeservedly beating us. We are better than them, we have always been better than them. And tonight is the night that we finally the show them the real Lucayan tribe. And that is a tribe who shows no mercy, and takes no prisoners. We are going to kill them all off. Tonight is the night that we get our VENGEANCE.
Lucayan tribe......... WE RIDE!!!!!
