[Gary]

Zeke drinking game of death:

Drink if Zeke says :

Absolutely

Honestly

I know for a fact

I'd have to say

If Zeke disagrees with somebody, everyone chugs a handle of vodka (cuz this will never happen)

[Gary]

good example of a Zeke sentence that he sent me today:

"I don't really cook honestly. I do want to honestly start cooking but really I just feel like I have two left hands really."

[Gary]

Seriously though, Zeke could cut half the words from every sentence and make perfect sense.

I do genuinely like him though. I've just never encountered someone who speaks so robotically.