Stranded Identity (Character): Caryn Groedel
1. What is your game-plan going into this season?:
To dominate. I’m gonna dominate harder than a petite caucasian teen girl gets dominated by a bunch of big dick black dudes in a gangbang porn video. My gameplay is gonna be like quadruple penetration.
2. Why did you win/lose your previous season(s)?:
I don’t even fucking remember cause it’s been a minute. I guess I got lazy with messaging or something? Which is bullshit because that shouldn’t be my fault. If I stopped messaging, it’s because the people I was playing with were boring as shit. So that’s on them, not me.
3. Will your game be different this time? How?:
Yes because this time I won’t be going in as a beta bitch. I’m going in as the alpha cunt. I’m not going to take demands, I’m going to give the demands. And everyone will listen to me and follow me because I will put fear into every single one of those motherfuckers. If I tell someone to eat a piece of dog shit, they’re gonna eat a piece of dog shit. If I tell someone to suck my dick, they’re gonna suck my dick. If I tell someone to kill themselves, they’re gonna grab a knife from the kitchen and slit their wrists like a good little servant. That’s just how it’s gonna be.
4. How have you changed since the last time you played Stranded?:
I haven’t changed. Clearly.
5. Do you think you have any friends or enemies going into the season? Who and what’s the history?:
I got no friends in the stranded community. I have plenty of enemies though. I don’t expect to see any of them showing up this season though, cause like I said before it’s been a while. And I imagine my fellow returnees will be from more recent seasons.
6. Do you have any regrets from your previous stranded experience?:
I regret pretty much everything. I shouldn’t have been such a pussy playing the game. And it’s absolutely embarrassing that it took me 3 seasons of playing to realize that. I should’ve took charge immediately and been the Kim Jong Un to this North Korean wasteland. But instead I played this game like a puppet with someone else’s hand up my ass controlling me and my every move. But now my predicament has changed. I’ve slit the throat of the puppeteer, and I’m ready to take control of my own fate and make my own decisions. I’m going to correct all the mistakes I made in my previous 3 seasons.
7. Are you looking forward to playing with someone in particular who you havent played with before?:
.......... lmao. As fucking if. I don’t even look forward to playing in games, period. I don’t even fucking know why I agreed to do this shit. I must’ve been on drugs or something.
8. How would you like to be remembered this season?:
I’m sure all the other basic bitch returnees are going to answer this question with something similar to “I want to go down as a Stranded legend!!!!!! Haha”. But nah. There’s already too many Stranded legends. And I don’t want to be in a group, I want to be in a league of my own. I want to be remembered as a Stranded terrorist. I want to metaphorically bomb the shit out of everyone else, and terrorize them beyond belief. I want people to think I’m worse than ISIS. If I can do all that, then I’m satisfied.
9. How well do you think you will do and why?:
If I’m not the first person voted out I will be massively disappointed in myself.
10. How much time can you devote to the game? Are you able to make the 8pm Central US time for challenges/councils? If there are any conflicts, what are they?:
I don’t believe in the concept of time.
*Bonus* How much (if at all) are you looking forward to this season?:
My excitement is immeasurable. I can’t even put it into words. Can’t you tell?
Age: 20
Gender: Male