[Jeff Probst]

I see you lurking boo <3 So glad you are sticking around, looking forward to seeing you return one day.

[Hannah]

Thank you! I can’t wait to play again and hopefully not make the same pussy errors I did here!
I can’t put into words how much I hate just missing the merge. Seriously, you have no fucking idea how much I wanted to be there and call people out.

Although if that DID happen, we wouldn’t have gotten the clusterfuck of a tie and rocks that happened, which was amazing. Like, I feel for Brian but I honestly loved every moment of that horseshit.

Anyways, rooting for Drew and Lucy all the fucking way.

[David]

Hi Hannah! didnt realize you were voted out pre jury

[Hannah]

JUST missed the jury, and that’s gonna haunt me for a awhile. :)

[Mari]

UGH robbed! i'm so sad our Sherlock and Watson double act was cut so short :(

[Hannah]

we are the r.obbed g.oddesses of this season.

[Hannah]

Since I’m not allowed to make a blog post or whatever, I’m gonna post my salt here, even though I wish so hardcore that I could talk to the Ponderosa people.

@Adam and Zeke: Fuck y’all for refusing to vote Chrissy. If yall weren’t such pussies about it, Gary said he and Ryan would have switched the vote on her instead of me. You two are gonna get shit on so hard when you’re dragged to FTC and I’m not gonna feel bad.

@Gary: I’m still mad you voted for me, but I feel like such a dipshit for not talking to you more. It’s because I didn’t trust you, which is probably obvious, but I should’ve just ignored Adam talking about how much of a snake you were. We could’ve been a good team.

@Chrissy: Srry for voting for you, but my dumbass alliance should’ve voted with me. Good job sweet-talking them into not doing that. Thanks for thinking I was smart enough to get the idol. Trust me, I tried so hard to get that.

@Lucy: Not talking to Danni/Chrissy for 24 hrs? Like, yeah I did shit like that too, that’s another reason why I’m out, but I thought you were better than that! My fav is problematic.

@Lydia: Great job in the challenges, sorry we didn’t talk more. You probs have no shot at winning, but good luck anyway.

@Everyone (except Lydia) who voted for me: Haaaa you’re all gone, suck a dick.

[Hannah]

Chrissy you dumb whore, Coby said that, not Caryn.

[Hannah]

Wow I love Lucy so much. Not just because she’s been bringing up my blindside for a reason to not trust the Vets, although I appreciate the shoutout. But she rightfully lumped me with Zeke and Adam when we wanted to keep Will despite his inactivity. Dumbass me wanted to get rid of Gary that round. I suck :)

Great game Queen, enjoy that $100, wish I could’ve voted for you.

[Mari]

Wow I love Lucy so much. Not just because she’s been bringing up my blindside for a reason to not trust the Vets, although I appreciate the shoutout. But she rightfully lumped me with Zeke and Adam when we wanted to keep Will despite his inactivity. Dumbass me wanted to get rid of Gary that round. I suck :)

Great game Queen, enjoy that $100, wish I could’ve voted for you.

RETWEET

lucy is an icon of epic proportions. but im kinda salty the final 3 is basically the alliance formed on taino day 2 minus will and i.


^^i just really wanted a reason to use this pic lmao

BUT lucy and i were talking about flipping on the boys to save you Hannah if we went to another tribal <3 which would have changed the game in so many ways.

oh well, we're in a timeline where Lucy is winning so all is good!

[Hannah]

BUT lucy and i were talking about flipping on the boys to save you Hannah if we went to another tribal <3 which would have changed the game in so many ways.

I would’ve been so down for that. When I found out Lucy made a (temporary) all-girls alliance, I was like “biiiitch you stole my idea”

[Gary]

Since I’m not allowed to make a blog post or whatever, I’m gonna post my salt here, even though I wish so hardcore that I could talk to the Ponderosa people.

@Adam and Zeke: Fuck y’all for refusing to vote Chrissy. If yall weren’t such pussies about it, Gary said he and Ryan would have switched the vote on her instead of me. You two are gonna get shit on so hard when you’re dragged to FTC and I’m not gonna feel bad.

@Gary: I’m still mad you voted for me, but I feel like such a dipshit for not talking to you more. It’s because I didn’t trust you, which is probably obvious, but I should’ve just ignored Adam talking about how much of a snake you were. We could’ve been a good team.

@Chrissy: Srry for voting for you, but my dumbass alliance should’ve voted with me. Good job sweet-talking them into not doing that. Thanks for thinking I was smart enough to get the idol. Trust me, I tried so hard to get that.

@Lucy: Not talking to Danni/Chrissy for 24 hrs? Like, yeah I did shit like that too, that’s another reason why I’m out, but I thought you were better than that! My fav is problematic.

@Lydia: Great job in the challenges, sorry we didn’t talk more. You probs have no shot at winning, but good luck anyway.

@Everyone (except Lydia) who voted for me: Haaaa you’re all gone, suck a dick.

I swear to god I was trying with you! I ended up not trusting you either because you and Adam wouldn't give me the time of day. What a clusterfuck of terrible communication from all parties.

[Ryan]

Hannah! Sorry I'm an asshole! I loved how you were always down to chat, must love this game as much as I do. Can't wait to see you slay it in the future!