Stranded in Turks & Caicos

Hey ya'll your favorite salty ass bitch is back, but needed to start a new trash thread.

lolololol that rock draw had me cracking up. Admittedly, I was drunk for the whole thing, fucked it up, and almost went home. but lol Brian's salty ass on the way out killed me.

#JusticeForDannisRack

Bring back my boobs Probst! How else am I going to get Dale to work with me?????

I've nicknamed this new avatar Sneaky Slut Danni. She covers up and leaves everything to the imagination, until you get her home and BAM! there are the knockers we know and love.

Mostly gonna miss the intense "come fuck me" eyes my yellow avatar was giving everyone. RIP in peace you fucking whore. I'll miss you.

Chrissy is a fucking liar and I'm not going to take anything she says seriously from this point forward. I swear to fucking Christ if she is working with Ryan and has been lying about it this whole fucking time, I'm going to cut the bitch faster than she can say oooops. TO QUOTE A LEGEND



#FuckChrissy2018

VETS vs N00BS

oh my fucking god. I swear if i hear one more person talk about this nonsense i'm going to rip my hair out. first of all, fuck the refuge twist bc without it none of this would be an issue

second fuck all the vets for using ryan as their scapegoat of being willing to cut a vet, when they follow up saying "oh but I don't think it makes sense to cut him now." CLEARLY you want to keep each other around so there will be bigger targets down the line, but this is fucking transparent as hell

third, fuck all the newbs who think that this game is us vs them. I hate you all as much or more than I hate Chrissy (except you Lydia, I <3 you). SO fucking suck it up and play the game and stop complaining about how things aren't fair. This is fucking stranded. It was never advertised as being fair.

Danni Out. Also Fuck Chrissy.

Ryan is a slimeball weasel piece of shit motherfucker

thats all

Everyone playing the game this weekend

My face as people try and explain why they told me the fake plan instead of the real plan for tribal

my face when i realize people are using me to fuck over myself and my friends

my face when fucking JIM prevoted for drew, and probably made weird votes for his whole week away

My face when I realize that things are only going to get slimier as we whittle down the numbers

Danni wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:40:41 pm

Everyone playing the game this weekend

Literally my favorite now. Anyone who posts Gemma is an instant icon <3

Jeff Probst wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:57:10 am

Danni wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 29, 2018 6:40:41 pm

Everyone playing the game this weekend

Literally my favorite now. Anyone who posts Gemma is an instant icon <3

I WON IMMUNITY BITCHES! KISS MY PERFECTLY TONED ASS.

also bye Ryan, can't wait to see your bitter ass on the jury bench

me showing up to work with a powdered pedialyte pack mixed in with my coffee. Thanks for the break jeff but Jesus Christ I didn't need to celebrate it like this.

When the rumor mill starts and you hear two people who you've worked closely with are trying to blindside you

The face when you may be pulling off a blindside tonight, but if it doesn't work you're the one going home

Danni wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 01, 2018 2:26:51 pm

When the rumor mill starts and you hear two people who you've worked closely with are trying to blindside you

Fuck you both Joaquin and Dale. Hope you're both GAGGED after tribal tonight

Danni wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:40:26 pm

Chrissy is a fucking liar and I'm not going to take anything she says seriously from this point forward. I swear to fucking Christ if she is working with Ryan and has been lying about it this whole fucking time, I'm going to cut the bitch faster than she can say oooops. TO QUOTE A LEGEND



#FuckChrissy2018

This may have been premature. Lets see how tonight goes.

CHRISSY! THIS IS MY FORMAL APOLOGY FOR THE HASHTAG #FuckChrissy2018

Also, an homage to my bro Joaquin. Not the bro I wanted to boot, but the one I had to.

gather round children..... ahem
Dear Joaquin, my favorite bro
It is time for you to go
Enjoy you stay at ponderosa
Start each morning with a mimosa
I'll see you soon, while you sit on the jury
but to join you? I'm in no hurry