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First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:33:37 pm
by Chrissy
Joaq: straight frat boi (was correct)

Ryan: pretty much exactly like Ryan on the show

Caryn: gay emo twink

Dale: creepy 40 year old virgin pedophile

Drew: that surfer douchebag type that surprises you by being a little smart

Danni: GAY BOI

Lydia: an ethic gay. For some reason I thought you would be like middle eastern

Gary: He was in the group of kids that was bullied in school but he himself was never bullied

Jim: a 12 year old

Brian: the worst type of gay. The one that pretends to be nice, but is actually just a cunt. All his friends are white blond chicks

Zeke: Loser living in his parents’ basement masterbating his micro penis to tenticle porn

Adam: just a normal dude. Like the white dude that’s just average and had done nothing important in their life

Lucy: A middle-aged man trying to be relevent and funny by being “bold” and “unique”.

That’s the end friends, hope I did well <3

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:35:07 pm
by Lydia
I am a fat white kid from the suburbs of Chicago. How you doin'?

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:36:33 pm
by Joaquin
Lydia wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:35:07 pm
I am a fat white kid from the suburbs of Chicago. How you doin'?
Lou's or Giordano's?

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:36:40 pm
by Gary
Chrissy wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:33:37 pm
Joaq: straight frat boi (was correct)

Ryan: pretty much exactly like Ryan on the show

Caryn: gay emo twink

Dale: creepy 40 year old virgin pedophile

Drew: that surfer douchebag type that surprises you by being a little smart

Danni: GAY BOI

Lydia: an ethic gay. For some reason I thought you would be like middle eastern

Gary: He was in the group of kids that was bullied in school but he himself was never bullied

Jim: a 12 year old

Brian: the worst type of gay. The one that pretends to be nice, but is actually just a cunt. All his friends are white blond chicks

Zeke: Loser living in his parents’ basement masterbating his micro penis to tenticle porn

Adam: just a normal dude. Like the white dude that’s just average and had done nothing important in their life

Lucy: A middle-aged man trying to be relevent and funny by being “bold” and “unique”.

That’s the end friends, hope I did well <3
I didn't even know kids in school, dumbass. All my friends were older men.

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:37:37 pm
by Ryan
I mean you're not wrong.

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:39:49 pm
by Danni
Chrissy wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:33:37 pm

Danni: GAY BOI
It's ok. My parents thought I was gay for a while too because I spent an entire soccer game kicking the heads off of dandelions instead of playing goalie. In case you were wondering, we lost that game. I was 7.

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:41:17 pm
by Chrissy
Danni wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:39:49 pm
Chrissy wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:33:37 pm

Danni: GAY BOI
It's ok. My parents thought I was gay for a while too because I spent an entire soccer game kicking the heads off of dandelions instead of playing goalie. In case you were wondering, we lost that game. I was 7.
I just need to warn you... don’t scroll through our discord convos when you get added. Pls.

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:43:39 pm
by Gary
Would I fuck based on personalities:

Joaq: ew.

Ryan: Yes but he would never leave me alone.

Caryn: Yes, but then PTSD

Dale: Nope, not after the lemon party disaster.

Drew: Please, Drew.

Danni: Want

Lydia: No, that's like being with my step-mom who wants to be accepted and loved but doesn't really know me.

Jim: Only in a hateful way

Brian: Yes but he'd never call

Zeke: I'd try but fall asleep

Adam: Maybe if we were both stoned.

Lucy: I probably wouldn't get a choice

Chrissy: Marathon.

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:44:10 pm
by Gary
Chrissy wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:41:17 pm
Danni wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:39:49 pm
Chrissy wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:33:37 pm

Danni: GAY BOI
It's ok. My parents thought I was gay for a while too because I spent an entire soccer game kicking the heads off of dandelions instead of playing goalie. In case you were wondering, we lost that game. I was 7.
I just need to warn you... don’t scroll through our discord convos when you get added. Pls.
Who's "our"?

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:45:17 pm
by Chrissy
Gary wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:44:10 pm
Chrissy wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:41:17 pm
Danni wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:39:49 pm


It's ok. My parents thought I was gay for a while too because I spent an entire soccer game kicking the heads off of dandelions instead of playing goalie. In case you were wondering, we lost that game. I was 7.
I just need to warn you... don’t scroll through our discord convos when you get added. Pls.
Who's "our"?
The stranded community

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:45:58 pm
by Joaquin
Gary wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:43:39 pm
Would I fuck based on personalities:

Joaq: ew.

Ryan: Yes but he would never leave me alone.

Caryn: Yes, but then PTSD

Dale: Nope, not after the lemon party disaster.

Drew: Please, Drew.

Danni: Want

Lydia: No, that's like being with my step-mom who wants to be accepted and loved but doesn't really know me.

Jim: Only in a hateful way

Brian: Yes but he'd never call

Zeke: I'd try but fall asleep

Adam: Maybe if we were both stoned.

Lucy: I probably wouldn't get a choice

Chrissy: Marathon.
you gotta get at least 12th if you want this dick anyways

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:47:23 pm
by Gary
Joaquin wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:45:58 pm
Gary wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:43:39 pm
Would I fuck based on personalities:

Joaq: ew.

Ryan: Yes but he would never leave me alone.

Caryn: Yes, but then PTSD

Dale: Nope, not after the lemon party disaster.

Drew: Please, Drew.

Danni: Want

Lydia: No, that's like being with my step-mom who wants to be accepted and loved but doesn't really know me.

Jim: Only in a hateful way

Brian: Yes but he'd never call

Zeke: I'd try but fall asleep

Adam: Maybe if we were both stoned.

Lucy: I probably wouldn't get a choice

Chrissy: Marathon.
you gotta get at least 12th if you want this dick anyways
I wish someone would have told me that. I would have taken a bullet for Brian to make sure.

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:48:33 pm
by Caryn
Poody always calls me a wigger so I guess that’s what I am.

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:48:37 pm
by Chrissy
Gary wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:43:39 pm
Would I fuck based on personalities:

Joaq: ew.

Ryan: Yes but he would never leave me alone.

Caryn: Yes, but then PTSD

Dale: Nope, not after the lemon party disaster.

Drew: Please, Drew.

Danni: Want

Lydia: No, that's like being with my step-mom who wants to be accepted and loved but doesn't really know me.

Jim: Only in a hateful way

Brian: Yes but he'd never call

Zeke: I'd try but fall asleep

Adam: Maybe if we were both stoned.

Lucy: I probably wouldn't get a choice

Chrissy: Marathon.
Piggy backing on this:

Lucy: no
Adam: yes
Zeke: fuck no
Brian: yes
Jim: no
Lydia: yes
Danni: yes
Drew: yes
Dale: no
Caryn: no
Ryan: no
Joaq: yes

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:49:43 pm
by Lydia
Joaquin wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:36:33 pm
Lydia wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:35:07 pm
I am a fat white kid from the suburbs of Chicago. How you doin'?
Lou's or Giordano's?
Lou's no question

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:50:10 pm
by Gary
Chrissy wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:48:37 pm
Gary wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:43:39 pm
Would I fuck based on personalities:

Joaq: ew.

Ryan: Yes but he would never leave me alone.

Caryn: Yes, but then PTSD

Dale: Nope, not after the lemon party disaster.

Drew: Please, Drew.

Danni: Want

Lydia: No, that's like being with my step-mom who wants to be accepted and loved but doesn't really know me.

Jim: Only in a hateful way

Brian: Yes but he'd never call

Zeke: I'd try but fall asleep

Adam: Maybe if we were both stoned.

Lucy: I probably wouldn't get a choice

Chrissy: Marathon.
Piggy backing on this:

Lucy: no
Adam: yes
Zeke: fuck no
Brian: yes
Jim: no
Lydia: yes
Danni: yes
Drew: yes
Dale: no
Caryn: no
Ryan: no
Joaq: yes
Mine's obviously yes so I'm not offended.

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:52:13 pm
by Joaquin
Lydia wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:49:43 pm
Joaquin wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:36:33 pm
Lydia wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:35:07 pm
I am a fat white kid from the suburbs of Chicago. How you doin'?
Lou's or Giordano's?
Lou's no question
thank goodness, we can still be friends

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:52:17 pm
by Chrissy
Gary wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:50:10 pm
Chrissy wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:48:37 pm
Gary wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:43:39 pm
Would I fuck based on personalities:

Joaq: ew.

Ryan: Yes but he would never leave me alone.

Caryn: Yes, but then PTSD

Dale: Nope, not after the lemon party disaster.

Drew: Please, Drew.

Danni: Want

Lydia: No, that's like being with my step-mom who wants to be accepted and loved but doesn't really know me.

Jim: Only in a hateful way

Brian: Yes but he'd never call

Zeke: I'd try but fall asleep

Adam: Maybe if we were both stoned.

Lucy: I probably wouldn't get a choice

Chrissy: Marathon.
Piggy backing on this:

Lucy: no
Adam: yes
Zeke: fuck no
Brian: yes
Jim: no
Lydia: yes
Danni: yes
Drew: yes
Dale: no
Caryn: no
Ryan: no
Joaq: yes
Mine's obviously yes so I'm not offended.
You know you’re my fave sugar baby STOP IT

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:54:16 pm
by Chrissy
Roark/David/Jim/Gary are all my sugar babies/evil minion demons and Adam is on his way to joining the ranks.

If you haven’t found out yet, next season is Stranded: with Cunt Chrissy

Re: First impressions

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:54:45 pm
by Danni
Joaquin wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:52:13 pm
Lydia wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:49:43 pm
Joaquin wrote:
Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:36:33 pm


Lou's or Giordano's?
Lou's no question
thank goodness, we can still be friends
I didn’t realize anyone ever answered giordanos? I thought it was a joke...