[Jeff Probst]

This is Chrissy's Final Tribal Council Thread.

All other Jurors should remain in their own threads. Final 3, remember... this is not for you to address each other, but to talk to Chrissy. In-fighting amongst the Final 3 should be reserved for the Live Final Tribal Council on Sunday.

Chrissy, you have until Saturday at 8c/9e to post your statements/questions to the Final 3. Remember not to take up too much of their time as they have 10 other jurors to get to. Please no listing or questions requiring novels for answers. You can ask more questions after the final 3 have answered if you truly do not have enough information, but remember... there is a live Final Council on Sunday where you will get to address everyone live with statements they have made.

[Chrissy]

Hello,
Listen kids we’re gonna cut the Mama Chrissy shit off real quick because that was such a fucking joke. Chaos Chrissy has arrived in her final and most benevolent form.

I’d like to start with this:
This has got to be hands down the worst fucking final 3 I’ve ever seen in my entire existence. None of you are people I saw winning this game coming into the merge and unfortunately we’re here having to decide who’s going to win amongst 2 goats and a mediocre at best player.

I’ll start with LUCY since I don’t think you completely suck:
Coming into the merge I heard such amazing things about you (mostly from Danni) and I was excited to get to know you because I was like “yass another bad bitch”. Much to my disappointment I didn’t really hear much from you at all. To quote Caryn (actual Caryn from Survivor) “your so-called ‘social skills’ really didn’t extend outside of your alliance”. This quote is perfect because I really think it’s true. I would wait HOURS for you to reply to me and I would be something lame and irrelevant. Not to mention on my last day in the game you ignored me like I wasn’t even fucking in the game anymore, I know I didn’t message you either, but c’mon girl. Great gameplay, hun. I will say this: your challenge performances are slightly impressive and I think you did a good job of rallying up the goats and riding them to the end, so good job on that. That’s the most of a compliment you’re gonna get out of me.

My question to you is:
Of the other two finalists (Adam/Zeke), who is more deserving of winning this game? (and more importantly - beat you)

Just for shits and giggles:
Who are your favorite and least favorite jurors?

PS: my voting confessional for you was gonna be “fuck you and your gallbladder, bitch” but I thought that was too mean


Next up is ADAM.

You’re probably the person I lied to the most in this game LOL. I wrote your name down like 3 times because you were always the backup vote. I really don’t have a lot of bad shit to say about you because honestly you were fine, but I just don’t really see what you did in this game other than ride Lucy’s dick to the end. Like for me it’s super hard to see you as an individual player, considering it seemed like you were hiding behind people all merge.

My question for you is:
Give me an example of a move that was your idea and that you pushed for and executed YOURSELF. I appreciate giving the game your all considering I had to werk my BOOTY off pre-merge just to make it vote by vote.

Overall I think you’re moderately okay as a person, but I don’t see myself voting for you or you being the winner of this season, perhaps that may change.

Finally...the moment you’ve all been waiting for.....it’s SMACKDOWN TIME.

ZEKE
I just really don’t fucking like you. The hardest part of this game for me was pretending to be nice to you because literally you offered nothing of value or worth to our conversations. We’d talk about stupid and irrelevant shit and then you would be like “omg I don’t know what’s happening tonight, it’s gonna be crazy for sure!” And I would be like “omg yeah I agree” while gauging my fucking eyes out.



Your game was so unimpressive that it was clear by final 11 that you were going to get dragged to the end as a goat because you just sucked THAT much.

Your jokes aren’t funny, your personality is as bland as fucking oatmeal, your gameplay was trash AND ON TOP OF THAT you’re still gonna sit here and act like you deserve to be sitting in the final 3! I would respect you so much more if you just admit to the fact that you just aren’t good at this game. I’m just glad you’re never gonna be asked back to play again so nobody else has to be subjected to your horrific messaging style and boring ass personality.

I’m not even gonna ask you a question because there’s no way in HELL you’re getting my vote.

Congrats on third place! You DON’T deserve it.

IN CONCLUSION
Y’all are gonna call me a hatin ass salty bitch, which is valid. I mean what did you expect? I’m the salt queen. This game was a lot of fun and although I’m not thrilled with the outcome, I’m glad that I played and got to meet (some) of y’all!
Good luck Lucy/Adam, can’t wait to see which one of you rooks takes home the crown.

Much love (not really)
Chrissy

[Lucy]

I’ll start with LUCY since I don’t think you completely suck:
Coming into the merge I heard such amazing things about you (mostly from Danni) and I was excited to get to know you because I was like “yass another bad bitch”. Much to my disappointment I didn’t really hear much from you at all. To quote Caryn (actual Caryn from Survivor) “your so-called ‘social skills’ really didn’t extend outside of your alliance”. This quote is perfect because I really think it’s true. I would wait HOURS for you to reply to me and I would be something lame and irrelevant. Not to mention on my last day in the game you ignored me like I wasn’t even fucking in the game anymore, I know I didn’t message you either, but c’mon girl. Great gameplay, hun. I will say this: your challenge performances are slightly impressive and I think you did a good job of rallying up the goats and riding them to the end, so good job on that. That’s the most of a compliment you’re gonna get out of me.

True story you are the person on the jury that I spoke with the least and it ultimately just came down to me never quite understanding where you stood in this game. I heard rumblings of you working with Ryan and potentially going to the end with Lydia and Drew, that's about it. We just stood on different sides of the playing field. In terms of not speaking to you on the day of your exit... My ass was potentially about to be idoled out. I would have been stupid to give you any kind of insight into what was going on and if messaged you trying to kiss ass and be your friend you would have seen right through it.

P.S. I could have used a good gallbladder fucking.

My question to you is:
Of the other two finalists (Adam/Zeke), who is more deserving of winning this game? (and more importantly - beat you)

My real answer would be neither, but if I have to choose I would say Adam because I felt like Adam had a little more insight into what was going on in this game than Zeke. I think Adam made more real connections than Zeke did. I wish Zeke would have made more ballsy moves and he just kind of fell in the shadows of every big move that was made. I understand he had limited options, but that's indicative of a poor social/strategic game. We all start the same game on the same playing field, so there is no excuse to say I didn't have options and was just scrapping by. But yeah, I would vote Adam if I had to pick between the two.

Just for shits and giggles:
Who are your favorite and least favorite jurors?

I know how lametarded this is going to sound, but I would marry at least half the jury. My favorite juror... it's a toss up between Caryn and Dale. . I thought I was going to hate Dale when he first entered the game because he was very blunt and abrasive, but he is the person I related to the most. Caryn made me feel young, I know I'm 30, but i'm fucking 90 yrs old at heart and on life support... and Caryn always made me laugh. Honorable Mention- Danni- such a boss.

My least favorite juror... Jim. Only because I knew him the least... although I should be like gargling his saggy ballsack for going on that cruise. It really helped my game a lot.

[Lucy]

I would have been stupid to give you any kind of insight into what was going on and if I messaged you trying to kiss ass and be your friend you would have seen right through it.*

fuck my life - editing turn it the fuck on Probst.

[Chrissy]

I have to say....
You gave really solid answers, so that’s definitly a plus.
Hopefully you can keep that up for the other jurors who are probably gonna ask tougher questions LMAO

Last thing I wanted to say to you is:
I know I blew up on you at the final 7 tribal, but in no way do I hold any animosity towards you personally. It was a mix of frustration and desperation that sent me on that tirade, nothing personal.

[Zeke]

ZEKE
I just really don’t fucking like you. The hardest part of this game for me was pretending to be nice to you because literally you offered nothing of value or worth to our conversations. We’d talk about stupid and irrelevant shit and then you would be like “omg I don’t know what’s happening tonight, it’s gonna be crazy for sure!” And I would be like “omg yeah I agree” while gauging my fucking eyes out.



Your game was so unimpressive that it was clear by final 11 that you were going to get dragged to the end as a goat because you just sucked THAT much.

Your jokes aren’t funny, your personality is as bland as fucking oatmeal, your gameplay was trash AND ON TOP OF THAT you’re still gonna sit here and act like you deserve to be sitting in the final 3! I would respect you so much more if you just admit to the fact that you just aren’t good at this game. I’m just glad you’re never gonna be asked back to play again so nobody else has to be subjected to your horrific messaging style and boring ass personality.

I’m not even gonna ask you a question because there’s no way in HELL you’re getting my vote.

Congrats on third place! You DON’T deserve it.

Oooof! I guess I could nickname you the "Atomic Bomb" because you really went in on me with that. But if I had to be honest. I don't hold that against you because I always felt that between the two of us, we always didn't seem to connect well with one another. And whether it was me to blame here or whether it was just anything else that simply didn't fit to your standards. I apologize for that and any negative critique that you are giving me here is something that I absolutely can appreciate and even those shady little digs at me, which I actually found to be really and I mean, really, hard hitting.

Humor is a subjective thing. And there are all different types of it. I know that my jokes are the lowest form of comedy but that's my type of humor and I find that even if it's something low brow, it's still something that I prefer. I'm not a comedian, never have I said that I was one or never will I be one in the first place. I will not admit that I am not good at this game because truth be told, even if you don't see it that my game wasn't that perfect for you. There's gonna be someone who actually will find sense in it.

Seeing as you just won't be voting for me. The only thing that I can tell you right now is that I will not force you into anything and whatever decision you are gonna make from here. I'll be okay with that!

[Adam]

Next up is ADAM.

You’re probably the person I lied to the most in this game LOL. I wrote your name down like 3 times because you were always the backup vote. I really don’t have a lot of bad shit to say about you because honestly you were fine, but I just don’t really see what you did in this game other than ride Lucy’s dick to the end. Like for me it’s super hard to see you as an individual player, considering it seemed like you were hiding behind people all merge.

Hello Chrissy! I want to first start off and say that I don't feel like I rode Lucy's coattails or dick (lmao) in this game and I will tell you why. I could not rely on Lucy or Zeke for protection because there were 3 of us. I had to come into the merge and make new friends and new relationships in hope that if I charmed people enough they would like me and want to keep me around. That worked with Lydia and Caryn to a degree as both were honest about when my name was coming up and gave me bit of insight as to why I was in that position. I get that maybe to some it could of been seen that I was hiding behind people but with my name being written down so many times I had to fight hard for my life and make new alliances. I did that with Dale, Joaquin, and Drew for vital parts of the game. I was VERY aware of who was a threat and who wasn't. I came to Dale and Joaquin to take out Ryan and Gary because of our sketchy history and needed them out plus I knew working with them would potentially get me in with other Lucayans. It was successful until Joaquin went out. Dale was in danger and I had no choice to vote for him and he even told me if I made the jury he had my vote. Whether that was true is to be seen, but that was two allies (plus Joaquin) who could see how hard I was fighting and votes for me. I will elaborate more on your question.

My question for you is:
Give me an example of a move that was your idea and that you pushed for and executed YOURSELF. I appreciate giving the game your all considering I had to werk my BOOTY off pre-merge just to make it vote by vote.

The turning point for me in the game was after the survey challenge and I was listed as "least deserving to still be here and the goat." At that point I had to jump on it and start pushing to get threats like yourself, Danni, Caryn, and Lydia out. After Dale was voted out I went to Drew and did the best I could to fix things. We had not talked much and Drew had written my name down and the WHOLE Taino tribe wanted him out when he was there. I told him the truth and we had been misled at points of the game by other jurors. I told him that I was on his side and I would pull in Zeke, and Lucy to start getting this all girls alliance out. Zeke was on board because he was also at the bottom. Lucy was harder. I knew she and I had unwavering loyalty but she did NOT want to vote out Caryn. Drew and I decided that Caryn was the best to go because she was loved by everyone and I thought she could pull a Sandra on us. She was kicking ass and I knew we all wanted her around and that is what was so dangerous to me. Plus I knew she had a good hold on you and getting her out would disassemble the alliance within. I told Lucy that she was gonna be fifth in that alliance and she had much better chances going with us and we needed to get you guys out now or never. She reluctantly agreed to vote out Caryn and I knew it would blow up in her face with you guys. I love Lucy to death but I am not gonna lie that I knew it would help me if we were on the jury together and she had pissed off people where as it would make me look better that I was apart of taking people out who were going to win this game. Drew did come up with the vote split which is true but If I had not of gotten Lucy and Zeke in on it with my bonds and strategy, it would never of happened. I would of been at your guys mercy and would of been out. This was my biggest move and I know it was the demise of your game Chrissy but I had to do it and find a way to stay alive. I hope this answer gives you a lot more insight to my game and you see what I did individually.

[Adam]

Hello Chrissy! I want to first start off and say that I don't feel like I rode Lucy's coattails or dick (lmao) in this game and I will tell you why. I could not rely on Lucy or Zeke for protection because there were 3 of us. I had to come into the merge and make new friends and new relationships in hope that if I charmed people enough they would like me and want to keep me around. That worked with Lydia and Caryn to a degree as both were honest about when my name was coming up and gave me bit of insight as to why I was in that position. I get that maybe to some it could of been seen that I was hiding behind people but with my name being written down so many times I had to fight hard for my life and make new alliances. I did that with Dale, Joaquin, and Drew for vital parts of the game. I was VERY aware of who was a threat and who wasn't. I came to Dale and Joaquin to take out Ryan and Gary because of our sketchy history and needed them out plus I knew working with them would potentially get me in with other Lucayans. It was successful until Joaquin went out. Dale was in danger and I had no choice to vote for him and he even told me if I made the jury he had my vote. Whether that was true is to be seen, but that was two allies (plus Joaquin) who could see how hard I was fighting and votes for me. I will elaborate more on your question.


*My Move I did myself*
The turning point for me in the game was after the survey challenge and I was listed as "least deserving to still be here and the goat." At that point I had to jump on it and start pushing to get threats like yourself, Danni, Caryn, and Lydia out. After Dale was voted out I went to Drew and did the best I could to fix things. We had not talked much and Drew had written my name down and the WHOLE Taino tribe wanted him out when he was there. I told him the truth and we had been misled at points of the game by other jurors. I told him that I was on his side and I would pull in Zeke, and Lucy to start getting this all girls alliance out. Zeke was on board because he was also at the bottom. Lucy was harder. I knew she and I had unwavering loyalty but she did NOT want to vote out Caryn. Drew and I decided that Caryn was the best to go because she was loved by everyone and I thought she could pull a Sandra on us. She was kicking ass and I knew we all wanted her around and that is what was so dangerous to me. Plus I knew she had a good hold on you and getting her out would disassemble the alliance within. I told Lucy that she was gonna be fifth in that alliance and she had much better chances going with us and we needed to get you guys out now or never. She reluctantly agreed to vote out Caryn and I knew it would blow up in her face with you guys. I love Lucy to death but I am not gonna lie that I knew it would help me if we were on the jury together and she had pissed off people where as it would make me look better that I was apart of taking people out who were going to win this game. Drew did come up with the vote split which is true but If I had not of gotten Lucy and Zeke in on it with my bonds and strategy, it would never of happened. I would of been at your guys mercy and would of been out. This was my biggest move and I know it was the demise of your game Chrissy but I had to do it and find a way to stay alive. I hope this answer gives you a lot more insight to my game and you see what I did individually.

[Adam]

Did not mean to post twice, just wasn't sure it worked the first time.

[Chrissy]

Hello Chrissy! I want to first start off and say that I don't feel like I rode Lucy's coattails or dick (lmao) in this game and I will tell you why. I could not rely on Lucy or Zeke for protection because there were 3 of us. I had to come into the merge and make new friends and new relationships in hope that if I charmed people enough they would like me and want to keep me around. That worked with Lydia and Caryn to a degree as both were honest about when my name was coming up and gave me bit of insight as to why I was in that position. I get that maybe to some it could of been seen that I was hiding behind people but with my name being written down so many times I had to fight hard for my life and make new alliances. I did that with Dale, Joaquin, and Drew for vital parts of the game. I was VERY aware of who was a threat and who wasn't. I came to Dale and Joaquin to take out Ryan and Gary because of our sketchy history and needed them out plus I knew working with them would potentially get me in with other Lucayans. It was successful until Joaquin went out. Dale was in danger and I had no choice to vote for him and he even told me if I made the jury he had my vote. Whether that was true is to be seen, but that was two allies (plus Joaquin) who could see how hard I was fighting and votes for me. I will elaborate more on your question.


*My Move I did myself*
The turning point for me in the game was after the survey challenge and I was listed as "least deserving to still be here and the goat." At that point I had to jump on it and start pushing to get threats like yourself, Danni, Caryn, and Lydia out. After Dale was voted out I went to Drew and did the best I could to fix things. We had not talked much and Drew had written my name down and the WHOLE Taino tribe wanted him out when he was there. I told him the truth and we had been misled at points of the game by other jurors. I told him that I was on his side and I would pull in Zeke, and Lucy to start getting this all girls alliance out. Zeke was on board because he was also at the bottom. Lucy was harder. I knew she and I had unwavering loyalty but she did NOT want to vote out Caryn. Drew and I decided that Caryn was the best to go because she was loved by everyone and I thought she could pull a Sandra on us. She was kicking ass and I knew we all wanted her around and that is what was so dangerous to me. Plus I knew she had a good hold on you and getting her out would disassemble the alliance within. I told Lucy that she was gonna be fifth in that alliance and she had much better chances going with us and we needed to get you guys out now or never. She reluctantly agreed to vote out Caryn and I knew it would blow up in her face with you guys. I love Lucy to death but I am not gonna lie that I knew it would help me if we were on the jury together and she had pissed off people where as it would make me look better that I was apart of taking people out who were going to win this game. Drew did come up with the vote split which is true but If I had not of gotten Lucy and Zeke in on it with my bonds and strategy, it would never of happened. I would of been at your guys mercy and would of been out. This was my biggest move and I know it was the demise of your game Chrissy but I had to do it and find a way to stay alive. I hope this answer gives you a lot more insight to my game and you see what I did individually.

Okay, fair enough. You made some solid points. In the future though just watch your terminology: you said “jury” a few times where I think you meant “final 3” lol, but an honest mistake considering how long your responses have to be

[Adam]

Hello Chrissy! I want to first start off and say that I don't feel like I rode Lucy's coattails or dick (lmao) in this game and I will tell you why. I could not rely on Lucy or Zeke for protection because there were 3 of us. I had to come into the merge and make new friends and new relationships in hope that if I charmed people enough they would like me and want to keep me around. That worked with Lydia and Caryn to a degree as both were honest about when my name was coming up and gave me bit of insight as to why I was in that position. I get that maybe to some it could of been seen that I was hiding behind people but with my name being written down so many times I had to fight hard for my life and make new alliances. I did that with Dale, Joaquin, and Drew for vital parts of the game. I was VERY aware of who was a threat and who wasn't. I came to Dale and Joaquin to take out Ryan and Gary because of our sketchy history and needed them out plus I knew working with them would potentially get me in with other Lucayans. It was successful until Joaquin went out. Dale was in danger and I had no choice to vote for him and he even told me if I made the jury he had my vote. Whether that was true is to be seen, but that was two allies (plus Joaquin) who could see how hard I was fighting and votes for me. I will elaborate more on your question.


*My Move I did myself*
The turning point for me in the game was after the survey challenge and I was listed as "least deserving to still be here and the goat." At that point I had to jump on it and start pushing to get threats like yourself, Danni, Caryn, and Lydia out. After Dale was voted out I went to Drew and did the best I could to fix things. We had not talked much and Drew had written my name down and the WHOLE Taino tribe wanted him out when he was there. I told him the truth and we had been misled at points of the game by other jurors. I told him that I was on his side and I would pull in Zeke, and Lucy to start getting this all girls alliance out. Zeke was on board because he was also at the bottom. Lucy was harder. I knew she and I had unwavering loyalty but she did NOT want to vote out Caryn. Drew and I decided that Caryn was the best to go because she was loved by everyone and I thought she could pull a Sandra on us. She was kicking ass and I knew we all wanted her around and that is what was so dangerous to me. Plus I knew she had a good hold on you and getting her out would disassemble the alliance within. I told Lucy that she was gonna be fifth in that alliance and she had much better chances going with us and we needed to get you guys out now or never. She reluctantly agreed to vote out Caryn and I knew it would blow up in her face with you guys. I love Lucy to death but I am not gonna lie that I knew it would help me if we were on the jury together and she had pissed off people where as it would make me look better that I was apart of taking people out who were going to win this game. Drew did come up with the vote split which is true but If I had not of gotten Lucy and Zeke in on it with my bonds and strategy, it would never of happened. I would of been at your guys mercy and would of been out. This was my biggest move and I know it was the demise of your game Chrissy but I had to do it and find a way to stay alive. I hope this answer gives you a lot more insight to my game and you see what I did individually.

Okay, fair enough. You made some solid points. In the future though just watch your terminology: you said “jury” a few times where I think you meant “final 3” lol, but an honest mistake considering how long your responses have to be

Noted! I will be aware of that with the rest of the questions haha