- Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:14:02 am
#3892
Howdy y'all, Taino strong amirite?
Congrats to all three of you on outlasting the competition. I don't think any of you will be good representatives of what this season was all about, but that's not the name of the game and one of you is going to be a millionaire by monday.
Adam
You've made your strategy relatively clear, so I shared some of the same questions that other jurors have asked you and will be weighing all those responses very heavily. But for Hogeboom pointstm, I really need to figure out what your playstyle was and understand how it's better than your competitors. I need to preface this by saying that I truly do respect strategic flips. Also, what you Zeke and Lucy did was pretty much what I wanted to do with our OG Lucayan people so believe me, I respect your game. However, I think you failed hard at your social game in several respects. You made yourself untrustworthy by always giving canned cliches at tribal and in basic game talks. When people swapped to your tribe after the vets entered, you made yourself incredibly cold and closed off to anybody who wasn't in your core alliance that you mentioned in your opening. You were in power and didn't seem to have any desire to make bridges with the rest of us. This means that I never got a clear sense of whether you were a strategist, cutthroat, loyal, or any other type of player. So all I have is the actions you took and I want you to hop in the wayback machine to the merge of Stranded T&C when you answer this question. You lament being called a goat, but I believe you made yourself a goat in this single moment:
I want you to tell me, without the benefit of 20/20 hindsight, why you think it was a better move to work with powerhouse vets Dale/Joaq/and co. rather than everybody's whipping boy Ryan and Gullible Greenhorn Gary. Tell me why you made that decision at the time without using anything that happened after I was voted out as justification. You can win my vote by convincing me it increased your chances of WINNING the game not just your chances of making the final three. This is a vital caveat so don't ignore it, dipshit.
I will probably have a follow-up unless you give some stupid bullshit cliche response. In which case, go back to the Big Brother writers room where you belong and commence fellating Lucy until next season.
Zeke
I'll be honest, I found socializing with you to be excruciating. So I'm shocked that you touted your ability to "bond" with new people after the merge. I cannot fathom that anybody genuinely enjoyed conversing with you and I believe wholeheartedly that everybody you spoke with was simply just trying to keep you in line as their chosen goat. I will also second the notion of other jurors that the "witty" remarks you made all the time were objectively unfunny and 'absolutely' obnoxious. The reason this social ineptness is bad for your game is that you appeared so oblivious to how people perceived you. So much so, that when Jeff constantly called you out on your bullshit you didn't seem to catch the hint. Instead, you dropped some other attempt at wit, cleverness or an Adamesque cliche. But at least Adam's cliches sometimes had substance to them. I'll also give Adam props for recognizing a wake-up call when he sees one. You should take notes from him.
But hey, look, that's all just my perception... which is completely subjective. So here I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and pretend that it was my lack of social skills and sense of humor that made our conversations feel like arsenic. I'm presenting you an opportunity to prove yourself with a simple exercise: Please tell me which juror you felt the strongest social bond with and describe (if possible) what that bond was based on. If you want to do this exercise about multiple jurors, feel free. I'll be cross-referencing your answers with them.
Prove to me you had a social game because I don't believe you. At all. Like not even a little bit.
Lucy, Goosey, Lucy
I feel like it's unfair for me to assess you today. Because of all the people in the game, I think I had the weakest social connection with you. From my viewpoint, I have no reason to vote for you. When you socialized with me, it felt like appeasement. When we game talked, you constantly played dumb and/or aloof to the point where I gave up on trying to work with you because I genuinely thought you were an idiot. Now, this is great strategy for appearing non-threatening and UTR, but not so great strategy for someone who wants jury votes at the end.
As I said to almost everyone in the game, I judge people based on concrete evidence and actions. So as an example of your true strategic prowess, I'd like you to tell me about something you did while we were on the same tribe that I should give you credit for. It doesn't have to be a big move, anything subtle that demonstrates how you were playing at that time or trying to setup a longer term strategy will do the trick.
I wasn't there during the merge so I cannot give you Hawkins pointstm for anything that happened during a game I wasn't participating in (but I have seen these moves hashed out in other threads and your opening speech).
Congrats again to all three of you, I look forward to starting fresh once the game is over and we don't have to constantly lie to each other.