Let’s skip all the bullshit introductions and just cut right to the chase.
I don’t really need a lot of input from 2 of you. Mainly because there’s only one person here who I’m interested in voting for. And they still might not even get it from me, depending on how this turns out.
With that being said, I’m still going to address all 3 of you. Just so you all know where I stand with you as far as your game goes.
Adam
Adam, I cannot stress this enough: you were by far the biggest moron in this game. I don’t think I’ve ever come across a player as gullible or as easily manipulated as you. The amount of players that bamboozled you in this game is astounding. If this game was a porn film, you’d be the petite little blonde girl getting gangbanged by a bunch of massive black cock.
It’s almost like people were playing hot potato with your vote in this game. You’d be getting manipulated by one player, then a different player would point this out to you to get you to turn on that player, and then you’d start trusting the player that pointed this out to you only for them to start manipulating you as well. And the cycle just continued on and on throughout the merge.
You claim that you started making serious moves after the challenge where you got labeled as a goat, but literally all you did was hash things out with your rival Drew who then proceeded to manipulate you into voting me out.
If you really wanted to make a serious move in this game that would impress the jury, what you should’ve done was turn on your little fuck buddy Zeke. Because his social ineptitude was dragging you down tremendously, and I don’t even understand why’d you want to sit next to him in the end anyways considering he played pretty much the same exact game that you did.
So yeah, you’re a dumbass. Outside of Zeke, you were never useful to anyone in this game as an ally, you were only useful to them as a number. Your usefulness in this game was the equivalent of a punching bag. You were hanged up on the chain by players who manipulated you so that you could take all the hard hits from their enemies.
Zeke
Zeke, unlike Adam, I don’t think you were an idiot. But socially, you’ve played one of the worst games I have ever seen. In my 4 seasons of Stranded that I’ve played, I’ve had to talk to legitimate psychopaths, 12 year olds, attention seekers, people with mental disorders, people who could barely even fucking speak English. None of them were as excruciatingly painful to talk to as you were in this game right here.
Everytime that we talked or anytime that you made a public post I just got a try-hard feeling from you. All the “witty” and “clever” catchphrases you tried to make, all the theatrics, all the fucking big words you tried to use. It all just felt phony to me. Sometimes I had to stop and remind myself that I was talking to a real person & not like a video game character or a TV character. Because that’s what you came off as to me, like all the fucking time.
And then when it comes to game talk, you never wanted to break the ice on that. I always had to be the one to bring up strategy with you, and whenever I did you would always reply back with some cryptic bullshit that screamed “I’m too scared to say anything detailed or definitive”. In our game talks I always was the one to bring up targets first, I always was the one who would actually say something of value first. Because you were always too afraid to. And you cannot play this game with fear and expect to win at the end.
And just like with Adam, I have to wonder why it never crossed your mind that you might wanna vote your little partner out since he essentially made all the same moves that you did. Cause now the two of you are sitting here at the end looking like conjoined twins while Lucy is off on her own. And that’s not a good look.
But yeah, your game could basically be boiled down to the fact that you were as socially adept as a college freshman in philosophy class. I would’ve preferred to talk to and get acquainted with a KKK member than I would have with you.
Lucy
I think that based on everything I know, you played a rather strong yet quiet game. You played the middle at the right times, never choosing a particular side to roll with fully. And socially you were probably one of the better players in the game as well, at least when I was still in. Overall I think you were a very perspicacious player, and played a solid UTR game.
But there are aspects of your game that I am not happy about. You let your emotions get the better of you in that F7 round, and it was not a good look. And I was hoping that you were the one who orchestrated my vote out, so you can probably imagine my upsetting feelings when I discovered that you showed a lot of resistance at wanting to vote me out and basically had to be strong-armed by Drew to do it.
I’m not pissed at you at all. I do think voting me out was a dumb fucking move on your part for a variety of reasons, which I won’t get into right now. But I’m not pissed at you.
What I am pissed at, is the way that you’re handling this FTC so far. You’re too apologetic, too careful, and too nice. I don’t want that from you. I want the stone cold killer bitch. And I know you have it in you cause I’ve seen it before.
So what I’m gonna do here is ask you 3 questions. If you can answer 2 or all of them correctly, you get my vote. If you answer none or only 1 of them correctly, you will not get my vote & I will literally refuse to vote for someone to win this game. Because if you can’t even answer 2 of these correctly, you’re an idiot and you deserve to lose this game just as much as Dumb & Dumber do. Oops, I mean Adam & Zeke.
Here are your questions:
1. Do Adam & Zeke deserve to sit next to you at the end?
2. Did anyone on the jury play a better game than you?
3. Do you feel remorseful for stabbing me in the back & voting me out?
And with that, I am done.
Caryn out.
