[Jeff Probst]

This is Lydia's Final Tribal Council Thread.

All other Jurors should remain in their own threads. Final 3, remember... this is not for you to address each other, but to talk to Lydia. In-fighting amongst the Final 3 should be reserved for the Live Final Tribal Council on Sunday.

Lydia, you have until Saturday at 8c/9e to post your statements/questions to the Final 3. Remember not to take up too much of their time as they have 10 other jurors to get to. Please no listing or questions requiring novels for answers. You can ask more questions after the final 3 have answered if you truly do not have enough information, but remember... there is a live Final Council on Sunday where you will get to address everyone live with statements they have made.

[Lydia]

[Lydia]

Whoops damn preview and submit butting being switched in the full mode

[Lydia]

Hi how are you guys?

[Lydia]

Let the comedy of errors BEGIN!

[Lydia]

Okay, so here's the thing guys. I really do not have much to ask any of you. I already kind of know where my vote is headed, but it is between two people. So this could go a little of one direction or another. As for the third person here that has no shot at all of getting my vote to win? Sucks to suck.

The most frustrating thing right now is that a lot of what I've been reading in this FTC is just coming off as total bullshit. Not from all of you all the time, but come on guys. We were all there in this game, no one could keep anything secret. I know all of your games extremely well and I can tell you: none of you were masterminds on a grand scale. Do not get me wrong, you all did play the game and play it well since you are all here together. But being here together has by far only helped one of you in any stretch of the imagination.

So what are we to do here? How do we choose a winner between you three? The simple answer is we all vote for Lucy the clear and obvious winner choice. OR we actually give Adam a chance for being adorable and actually recognize his position within the game and attempt to better it. OR we can vote for Ze...pffft. Sorry. OR we can vote for Z...pfft HAHAHA! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. OR we can vote for Zeke who was there in the game and existed.

So. Good luck. Quit all the fucking bullshit. And here is your chance to do so. From all three three of you I'd like one simple thing: I want you to describe the failings of the games of this jury in ONE OR TWO WORDS. No need to explain, no need for a paragraph, none of that. Why do we as the jury suck collective balls?

[Adam]

Bitter Bitches.


Love you, Ma <3

[Zeke]

Complete Disarray.

[Lucy]

Loose Lips....

[Lucy]

[Lydia]

I meant for you guys to actually list all of us and explain each person...but this might actually be so much better <3

[Lucy]

go us! failing another assignment!

[Lydia]

go us! failing another assignment!

(this is why you three are my favorites )

[Lucy]

Drew- Misread Directions
Danni- The Survey
Lydia- Missed Opportunities
Chrissy- Idol Fucked
Caryn- Too Connected
Dale- Angered People
Joaquin- Girl Power
Ryan- Loose Lips
Jim- Carnival Cruise
Gary- Sinking Ship
Brian- Rock Rape

[Lucy]

This sounds like the track list to the next Gaga album.

[Lucy]

Jim could also be Royal Carribean? Idk what cruise line he went on.

[Zeke]

Brian - Purple Rock
Gary - Wrong Judgement
Ryan - Wrongfully Accused
Jim - Cruise Trip
Joaquin - Idol Blindside
Dale - Angry Mob
Caryn - Silent Threat
Chrissy - Majority Vote
Lydia - Too Loved
Danni - Too Dangerous
Drew - Lucy's Immuned

[Adam]

Brian- Purple Gay
Gary- Bush buddy
Ryan- GOT fanboy
Jim- Purple Kelly
Joaquin- Straightman crush
Dale- my savior
Caryn-lovable hag
Chrissy- Good Liar
Lydia- Sophia Petrillo
Danni- Badass Bitch
Drew- Motorboat pro

[Lydia]

You three are actually pretty damn amazing. Good luck <3