[Drew]

We made it kids

[Lucy]

One Prolapsed Anus shot to that!

[Lucy]

You haven't officially made it yet Drew. You are still urine stained.

[Dale]

Replying just to see if I have a new avatar.

[Dale]

Replying just to see if I have a new avatar.

Wow, poody.

[Drew]

You haven't officially made it yet Drew. You are still urine stained.

it looks like your husband punched you in the left eye. not sure if domestic violence or you asked for it while ziptied to your twin bed frame

[Gary]

Drew, nobody's buying this alcoholic surfer boy shit.

[Drew]

Drew, nobody's buying this alcoholic surfer boy shit.

Yes yes.. my alcoholism is strategy.. i don't have a problem

[Joaquin]

Tonight is a Long Island Iced Tea night for me. Just a warning to everyone

[Danni]

my main man jose cuervo and i have a hot date in an hour.

wish me luck. I become a shameless slut when i drink tequila

[Joaquin]

I ducking. Warned yall

[Gary]

we drunkenly talked our way into a bar "closed for private event"

Turned out it was some sort of funeral or memorial for a girl who passed away last week.

I don't remember the whole thing, but I felt like a more fucked up Owen Wilson.

[Drew]

I'm starting a GoFundMe.
Unfortunately over the weekend, a young boy's liver decided that it had seen one too many alcohol's. dotcors couldnit save him and the young boys liver was to be cremated where we would spread the ashes in the ocean surrounding Turks and Caicos...

that young boy? Stephen Hawking.
nah its me.

[Caryn]

Pouring one out for the dead homie Gary

[Danni]

Using tonight’s break to get slutty drunk and win money off pulltabs. This is the dream ladies and gents

[Lydia]

I'm getting Karaoke drunk tonight bitches!

[Danni]

I'm getting Karaoke drunk tonight bitches!

What’s your karaoke song? This question is @ everyone

Danni gets down to friends in low places and/or Man in the mirror depending on how many shots deep we get

[Zeke]

If we are talking about Karaoke songs that I get down to. I will definitely say without a shadow of a doubt "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

This is just my jam that makes me already get up and run to the nearest microphone within my viewing distance.

[Lydia]

I'm getting Karaoke drunk tonight bitches!

What’s your karaoke song? This question is @ everyone

Danni gets down to friends in low places and/or Man in the mirror depending on how many shots deep we get

[Drew]

I'm getting Karaoke drunk tonight bitches!

What’s your karaoke song?

Once I'm at a solid 7 I suddenly know every word to Fireworks by Katy Perry