[Chrissy]

Let’s start out with this:

Jim is an absolute MORON. Why in the fuck would you post that you might quit on a thread that EVERYONE sees. Any shread of a chance he had of winning just flew out the fucking window. What did he think was gonna happen? People were just gonna keep him around for 4 votes for shits and giggles? No bitch that’s not how this game works. He’s being so paranoid running around telling me I can’t trust people that have had my back this entire game and it’s so frustrating because I just wanna yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP” but I’m trying to reel that shit in because he could be useful for a few votes.

Second:
Talking with Zeke is like talking with your elderly grandparents: you act all nice and sweet like you’re super interested in what they’re saying, but in reality you just don’t give a shit and you might as well entertain it because they’re on their way out anyway.

Third:
Gary’s also not really playing a smart game. He’s telling people the TRUTH?!?! WHATTTTT? Telling Jim that people are gonna vote for him is so dumb! You wanna tell people what they wanna hear so that they don’t get all paranoid and shit. Big fat dummy

Reflecting on survivors past I now understand what Boston Rob was talking about when he said:
“These rookies man, they just make it so easy” not a direct quote, but take the gist.

Anyway that’s all for tonight folks! Please like and subscribe if you want more content like this and please feel free to read my other rant confessionals by clicking Confessionals-> Chrissy

Night SLUTS

[Chrissy]

So my friends:

Literally nobody else told Drew what they were actually doing for the vote so that is GREAT for my game because now I’m the only one he trusts. Caryn was all like “nobody tell Drew the plan that’ll fuck everything up” but I’m all like no bitch you don’t own my game like if it makes sense imma do it. So I told him I was just randomly gonna vote Joaq (which was kinda true, it just wasn’t random and I knew I had the votes). I did this so late later down the line when I do want to flip on Caryn, I’ll have Drew there who will be willing to help me. Also, I now feel a bit more comfortable bringing this plan to Lydia because she feels the same way about Caryn.

[Chrissy]

Update on that: HE GAVE ME AN IDOL CLUE. WHATTTTTTT.

[Chrissy]

The people on the jury are more entertaining than the people in the actual game.
Tea

[Chrissy]

This is Joaq’s idol. Imma try to play this shit

[Chrissy]

This is Joaq’s idol. Imma try to play this shit

Fuck off Jeff said I can’t, stupid rule