[Chrissy]

Here lies the grave of our fallen social goddess, Chrissy.

This thread will be updated periodically with shady/salty bits from your favorite cunt of stranded.

Stay tuned my friends

[Chrissy]

I fucking hate Brian. What a LOSER. “Omg I was robbed” bitch please you weren’t even gonna last two more votes TOPS you weren’t robbed boo. Home boi was voted off like 8 rounds ago and wants to comment like he knows shit like no you played pre-merge which was child’s play compared to the merge back the fuck up and shut your fucking mouth you ain’t do shit.

As predicted the jury loved me. Looking at the power rankings thread I was top tier in almost everyone’s (I’m talking 1-3) so suck my ass Dale I wasn’t a layup.

Personally I like Dale but FUCK OUTTA HERE saying I was the worst vet. He and Joaq played such a sloppy game like they’re not even on my level. Not to mention they fact they’re all saying “well we wanted you out pre-merge” but I’m a SOCIAL GODDESS and stayed the fuck around because I’m not finna not make the jury. At the end of the day I think they came into this game thinking I was gonna be a layup, but actually kicked their asses and they’re just mad LOL.

[Chrissy]

Watching my 600lb life to feel better about myself.
This sucks. This all sucks. Either Drew/Lucy are gonna win this season which is v ANNOYING. I will say it again: everything went downhill after Caryn was voted off. AND if Adam would have just went the fuck home one of the FOUR times I voted for him all would’ve been well.

[Chrissy]

Watching my 600lb life to feel better about myself.
This sucks. This all sucks. Either Drew/Lucy are gonna win this season which is v ANNOYING. I will say it again: everything went downhill after Caryn was voted off. AND if Adam would have just went the fuck home one of the FOUR times I voted for him all would’ve been well.

Correction I only voted Adam 3 times lol, but STILL.
I’m gonna start putting in my drafts for when I address Adam/Zeke because I want it to be iconic as FUK. Plus like they’re never gonna be asked back to do another season so idgaf I will burn all the damn bridges

[Chrissy]

This final three fucking blows. Three of the worst players this season all at the end.


I don’t even wanna vote

[Chrissy]

Goodnight my loves. Just wanted to have one final installment before I leave Turks and Caicos forever.

To the final 3:
Adam is the only one of the three of you that should hmu after this game ends. Lucy and Zeke I don’t care to speak to you and honestly I don’t care if you stick around or not, I don’t care.

Jury:
I like most of you. Not a huge fan of Brian because YOU WERENT ROBBED stop fucking saying it, I’m sorry you suck at this game and got twist fucked, but that doesn’t make you robbed. You changed nothing about the season and you were gonna be voted off anyway like one or two rounds after that. Not a huge fan of Ryan either, but I also kind of love him. It depends on the day.

Jeff and hosts (or lack thereof):
Thanks y’all for picking me to play <3. I’ll be back again don’t you worry, but Chrissy has pre-med shit to attend to so I won’t be around a lot. Thanks for another fun season (even though the end sucks) and I look forward to bringing the sass (and great ass) to the rest of the games in the future.

Goodnight, my sweet children.

Former players:
If you read this far:







Suck my 10 inch cock, you mother fuckers.